May 2013
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN AND LIKE TWELVE FUCKING FORM OF THE WORD "THE" HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
hebrew: this thing is feminine and this thing is masculine and here's how you conjugate. pretty easy, right? OH EXCEPT I FORGOT TO MENTION THE TWO BILLION FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
amoying:
amoying:
what do musicians put on their toast?
jam
When you watch most of the audience walk out of a...
ello-beastie:
When you walk into a store and one of your...
laugh-addict:
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
rihyo:
i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body
kankristhrobbingprivilege:
today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re the only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose
April 2013
